Tuesday, December 29, 2009

"Cats in the Cradle"

My friend and neighbor Marcus is going out of town with the teachers at his school, and seeing as though I don't have school for the rest of the week and would be home, I offered to help look after someone special.

Meet Mekju 맥주 (in Korean that means "beer")
 


 

She was either left to fend for herself when her owner moved or was lost by someone in the building. Marcus took her in as she was just roaming around the complex for a couple days and needed food. He set her up with a litterbox and everything.

She's very sweet, but loves attention. Last night she sat on my desk as I watched a movie, and then when I went to bed, she got under the covers with me and curled up by my side all night with the occasional meow and nudge of the nose. I had been missing my cat "Tasslehoff Burrfoot" aka "Tas" or "Tas-man". We adopted him about 11-12 years ago (he was already named after the Dragonlance book character - that's not a name I would choose). Mekju is a good temporary replacement - but not as cuddly and chubby as Tas-man!

Today was also the last day of school until March. I am teaching a winter camp from Jan 4th - Jan 8th. I will mainly just play games with the kids tough. I'm already working on Pictionary and Boggle lesson plans. We'll also be playing Sentence Battleship and Guess Who. I plan on finishing the camp by showing an English movie such as Harry Potter 6, or Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs - if only I could get the Korean subtitles to work properly!

Geumjeong Middle School -- with snow!



Being the last day for my 3rd graders, as they are graduating in February, a couple girls gave me notes with some teas and candies. They are as follows:



I appreciate to meet you too!...hahaha

The one who wrote the note with all the hearts also included her e-mail address -- yeah -- that does not makes me feel awkward. at all..

Monday, December 28, 2009

"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Merry Belated Christmas Everyone! - or should I say "Happy Christmahannukwanzaka!" (let's not get into all of that...)

I've been pretty busy over the holidays, so I apologize for not posting my activities as quickly as usual. Christmas in Korea is not celebrated by Koreans like we do back home. It is merely a 1 day vacation where families usually go to church together and that's about it. They may have dinner together, but gift exchange isn't popular, and neither are a lot of the traditions like back home ie; baking cookies, playing games, making hot chocolate, decorating the tree, etc.

Snow in Sanbon!


Christmas Eve was a normal workday and I've just been showing movies in class since it is the end of the year and the students have an attention spans of a gnats.

For Christmas Eve dinner, Hwayoung and I met with friends at a popular restaurant called Gecko's in the Itaewon section of Seoul. Itaewon (being a popular place for westerners due to the military base close-by) has a lot of restaurants that cater to foreigners. We had bought tickets for an all-you-can-eat Christmas buffet dinner. It was really well done, and we were lucky that basically no one else took advantage of the advertisement for the party. We had the whole buffet to ourselves! Naturally, we overdid it with the portions. They had everything I could ask for: Turkey, chicken, steak, gravy, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, pasta, grilled veggies, sausages, sauerkraut, salmon, salad, chili, pies and cakes. A fat kids dream!

Christmas Eve Dinner at Gecko's




On Christmas Day Hwayoung and I exchanged gifts. She got me a wonderful shirt (which actually fits me), and I got her a scarf along with some other small gifts that have special meaning to us. Socks - because her feet are always cold. Roasted Peanuts - one of her favorite snacks. Green tea - her favorite drink. and Jeju Island Chocolates - her weakness (like most women!)

Our gifts... and Hwayoung's first Christmas gift EVER!



I didn't make plans for Christmas Day so we decided to go ice-skating and see the Seoul Light Festival near city hall in Gwanghwamun Square. When we arrived, it started to snow! It was also blistering windy as well as over-crowded. I imagine the experience would have just been people running into on another on a cold, dark, sheet of ice with sharp blades on their feet! I'm kind of glad we didn't do it.

We started to rethink ice-skating - but it turned out that they were sold out of tickets anyways. We walked around the area and enjoyed the atmosphere, and went out to dinner instead.



That night I called home to wake everyone up bright and early (since we're 14 hours ahead, it was very very early on the 26th for me). My family enjoyed the gifts I sent home and thanks to Skype, I got to see that they had about a foot if snow covering the front yard. Nothing beats a white Christmas!

On Saturday, Hwayoung and I hosted a Christmas Day +1 Pot Luck Party for a bunch of friends. We cooked all morning making Korean dishes such as Pajeon (Onion Pancake) and Japchae (A delicious noodle dish), I also made fajitas and deviled eggs. We enjoyed other good food and drinks (except due to lasek surgey I shouldn't drink until next week). We finished the night by going to a club in nearby Anyang for drinks and dancing.

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Binah and Chang - 2 of Hwayoungs friends






I miss being home around holidays. Seeing family is now a treat rather than an obligation, which I think I'm beginning to appreciate more now that I'm so far away.. Don't get ahead of yourselves..... that doesn't mean I want to see you everyday!!


   Happy Holidays!   

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

The first episode of "Mr. Bean" I had ever seen was none other than "Merry Christmas Mr. Bean". For those that know me and my sense of humor, (as well the fact that I enjoy a decent brass ensemble), this is by far my favorite scene from any Mr. Bean episode.

Enjoy!



Merry Christmas Eve Eve!




Tuesday, December 22, 2009

"In Your Eyes" - Part 1

Undergoing Lasek/Wavefront Eye Surgery in South Korea


Overview:
After careful consideration and research, I was compelled to undergo LASEKsurgery last week (not to be confused with LASIK click here to read about the differences). With a lot of help from my girlfriend who had the procedure done at the same lasik center about a year ago, I had made a consulation a couple weeks ago to see if I would make a good candidate for the procedure.

I've had glasses for a little over 10 years due to astigmatism, and recall when I was given my first prescription that I was considered an excellent candidate for LASIK as contacts were not recommended by my doctors. Time has passed and the procedure has changed so much that I was not only still a good candidate, but a better candidate for LASEK - a less risky procedure, in which the corneal flap heals better with less chance of infection and you have the option to redo the procedure if necessary. Since I have astigmatism, I was also given Wavefront -  a step in the procedure customizable to my eye that will improve my vision even more so.

Consultaion:
Overall, the combination of the two procedures is the more expensive than either on its own, or the cheaper LASIK operation. Either way, the option I recieved is much cheaper than anything back in the U.S. (1.15 million Won = $1,000 and LASIK being about $8-900) In the U.S. the average LASIK procedure is anywhere between $2,000 - 4,000, so this clearly is a cost saving measure. Also, LASIK/LASEK in South Korea is highly popular and one of the best places in the world to get any type of cosmetic surgery. In the Gangnam area, it is very competitive this, of course, effects the costs. I went to a highly reputable place called Bright St. Mary's Lasik Center (www.oklasik.com).I'd recommend them if you have someone who speaks Korean help you.

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During the consultaion, I had my eye exam done free of charge, and the customer service representative explained the procedure to Hwayoung who also served as my interpreter for my own questions. Later, I spoke to one of the doctors, who recieved her degree in the U.S. and spoke decent English.


I asked many questions, as I wanted to know the procedure inside and out, as well as any possible side effects, what steps would be taken if anything went wrong, and the risks involved. I recomment using this guide if you are thinking of undergoing the procedure. Click the link for a PDF.


The Procedure:

The procedure was pretty much painless besides a few pinching/pressure situations, and cold shock of fluids and eye drops being placed on my eyes.

The procedure depends on the kind you get, so you should do your research. The LASEK procedure involves preserving the extremely thin epithelial layer by lifting it from the eye's surface before laser energy is applied for reshaping. After the LASEK procedure, the epithelium is replaced on the eye's surface. LASEK is used mostly for people with corneas that are too thin or too steep for LASIK, when it may be difficult to create a thicker LASIK flap. LASEK was developed to reduce the chance of complications that occur when the flap created during LASIK does not have the ideal thickness or diameter.

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The LASEK Procedure


During LASEK, your surgeon uses local anesthesia. Then he or she cuts the epithelium, or outer layer of the cornea, with a fine blade (trephine). Then the surgeon covers the eye with a diluted alcohol solution for approximately 30 seconds, which loosens the edges of the epithelium. After sponging the alcohol solution from the eye, the surgeon uses a tiny hoe to lift the edge of the epithelial flap and gently fold it back out of the way. Then he or she uses an excimer laser, which is used for LASIK, to sculpt the corneal tissue underneath. Afterward, the epithelial flap is placed back on the eye with a type of spatula.


After LASEK


In many ways, LASEK vision recovery is slower than LASIK recovery, but there are some differences. According to doctors who perform LASEK, the flap edge heals in about a day, though patients usually wear a bandage contact lens for approximately four days to protect the eye. Your eye may feel irritated during the first day or two afterward. Also, with LASEK compared with LASIK, it often takes longer to recover good vision — up to four to seven days — but this can vary from one person to the next. You also may experience more pain with LASEK compared with LASIK.

 
This is pretty much what I went through - don't watch if youa are squeemish!



With the first eye, I can recall smelling and seeing the smoke coming out of my eye as the laser did its work! That freaked me out a little, but I just remembered what the doctor kept saying "Focus on the green light." I listen to directions when the slightest movement can blind me for life. With the second eye, I felt nothing except for the coldness of some of the solutions applied. Overall the entire procedure was less that 10 minutes.

I have to say, that the doctors and nurses were superb. They were very comforting and willing to help me as much as I needed. 

Post-Op and Recovery:

Our friend Chang offered to sit with us at the lasik center and drive me home so I wouldn't have to spend money on a taxi or use the germ ridden subway. He's the best!

I was told that during recovery I would need to follow some simple directions. No driving obviously, no drinking alcohol for 10 days, I couldn't allow anything in my eye besides the drops they gave me - not even water -so I had to be careful when taking a shower. I also have to take an anti-biotic steroid drop once every 3 hours for 5 days, until I return to the hospital to remove the protective contacts that they place on your eye to let the flap heal. With LASIK the flap never heals much past 70-80% of the way, but with LASEK, the flap heals to nearly 100%.

I was also given pain reliever drops, which came in handy and told to use them when I felt pain. I didn't think the pain would be as bad as it was. It was very uncomfortable at first, and I relied on the drops to numb my eyes, but then I started taking regular Tylenol and that sufficed. The best remedy has been sleep. I don't think I have slept more in the past 4 days than these. I am usually not one to sleep in or take naps, but as I recall I slept at least 15 hours a day. I also read that taking Vitamin C improves the healing process. I bought a package of tablets, and took about 6 a day.

After the contacts come out tomorrow, I need to take drops about 4-8 times a day for the next 3 months so that my eyes don't become dry while healing.

With LASEK/Wavefront, the recovery is slower and more painful than with LASIK - but again, less risky. The most painful thing about the entire thing so far has been taking the drops and adjusting to light as my eyes were closed for almost 3 days. I am really bad at letting anything get into my eye, and the drops tend to sting. But I'll gladly be a little uncomfortable in order to make sure my eyesight is healthy.

A lot of people have commented on how I must be out of my mind to get a procedure done in another county. I felt nervous mainly because of the language barrier (and because I don't like things touching my eye), but the equipment and technology is either equal-to or better-than what you would find back in the U.S. It's NOT like I'm going to Cambodia and having someone remove my eyes with a dull spoon. All I can say is that you should do your research and enlist the help of someone who is bilingual.

My next post on the subject will be about my recovery and some embarassing pictures that Hwayoung took of me while I was recovering.

I apologize for any spelling errors - my eyesight hasn't quite recovered enough to stare at the computer screen for more than a couple minutes at a time.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Boa singing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in 
Japanese, Korean, and English.


Enjoy!



Lyrics:

[Japanese]

makka na ohana no tonakai-san wa
itsumo minna no waraimono

demo sono toshi no Christmas no hi
Santa no ojisan wa iimashita

kurai yomichi wa pika pika no
omae no hana ga yaku ni tatsu no sa 
itsumo naiteta tonakai-san wa
koyoi koso wa to yorokobimashita


[Korean]

Rudolph sa seum ko neun mae u ban jjag i neun ko
man il ne ga bwatt da myeon bul but neun da haett gett ji

da reun mo deun sa seum deul nol lyeo dae myeo us eott ne
ga yeob seun jeo Rudolph we tor i ga dwe eott ne
an gae ggin seong tan jeol nal Santa mal ha gil

Rudolph ko ga bal geu ni sseol mae reul ggeur eo ju ryeom
geu hu ron sa seum deur i geu reul mae u sa rang haett ne
Rudolph sa seum ko neun gir i gir i gi eok dwe ri


[English]

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph join any reindeer games

Then, one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

All of the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history
You'll go down in history
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Monday, December 14, 2009

"Belly Dancer"

This weekend a handful of friends and I attended the "Hafla on the Han" - a party for the Korean Belly Dancing Association, (KBDA) of which, our friend Ashley is a member.

I was not sure what to expect, as I have never attending a belly dancing event,  nor one in Korea of all places. One usually does not think of Koreans when thinking of belly dancing.

Ashley let me know beforehand that this wasn't  belly-dancing she was used to, as it's supposedly more Egyptian style, with a little Korean hip-hop thrown in. (Like I would be able to tell...)

The party was held in Apgujeong, an area of Seoul I have been to a handful of times. The party was being held on a popular banquet hall (which also happens to be a boat docked on the Han River) called "River City." Our tickets were 40,000W which was a little high, but we were seated at the front as VIP's. The ticket included an all you could eat buffet (from traditional Korean fare, to sushi, fried foods, deserts, and -- everyone's favorite -- all you could drink soju, beer, cider (Sprite) and Pepsi. (It's a good deal!)



When I first entered the room I was blinded by the sea of bright costumes, sequins, bells, and flashing gold tassels. Beyond that there was an abundance of scantily clad Korean women who dominated the room (besides Ashley who is white, blonde, and from Iowa). At first they all seemed to stare as we white people entered the room, but the soon learned that we were with Ashley, and seemed welcoming. (or maybe they were just commenting on how tall Gideon is - he's at least 6.5 feet!)

The show was interesting. It reminded my of sitting through my little sister's dance recitals. There were about five groups or so, varying in age. There was a group of about six little girls who must have been ages 8-11, who danced seductively to a popular Korean Pop song that is really sexual in nature. (We refused to take pictures of them, as it didn't seem appropriate. We also wanted to hit their parents for allowing them to partake in such a manner all too similar to those poor little girls who are paraded around by their mothers at those despicable preteen beauty pageants.)

If you were sitting at our table at the show you would have heard the following comments depending on the group that was dancing. They were as follows:

"What is that woman, like 50?"


"That lady's face scares me"


"That girl was good, she can sure make her belly dance!"


"All that pink is blinding me!"
 

Ashley's group seemed to be the most similar in age to our own, and was by far the most talented, and seemed to know what they were doing. Ashley did a great job!




To see another dancing video, click this link:

 
The MC of the evening was really into getting the guys to participate (but most of them were clearly drunk -- I think they needed to be). Marcus and Gideon even joined in the fun.






Marcus and the really drunk man...



Overall, it was a interesting show, a fun night, and a unique experience.




Thursday, December 10, 2009

"You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Simon and Martina are a couple of ESL teachers who also work with GEPIK to promote teaching in Korea and give lectures to other ESL teachers on how to become a better teacher in Korea.

You can check out their website at: EatYourKimchi.com

They give plenty of decent lesson planning ideas, and answer many questions about teaching in Korea.

Here is a video they recently made about the benefits of teaching in public schools (because most of us know that hagwons "private learning academies" are (for the most part) not really a good idea - unless you're looking to make slightly more money, but willing to make sacrifices (sometimes big ones!).

The also promote their recruiting company, which I've heard both good and bad things about. If you're planning on teaching in Korea, I hope this helps, but remember...

DO YOUR RESEARCH! 

Don't just take the first offer that comes your way. It pays to be a little picky. Look into the contract, housing options, pay, benefits, vacation time, teaching location. Find other people online and ask questions about their experiences and what they recommend. Be open to cultural differences and don't expect that just because you think something is the right way to do it, that others are wrong or crazy. I have met too many people that complain about Korea, their schools, students, teachers, locations, and contracts because they did not do their research.



There are plenty of resources out there. Check into different recruiting companies, but only choose one. You don't want to duplicate your search and get the same schools using different recruiters. They'll find out and then drop you.

Search MySpace, Facebook, YouTube, Dave's ESL Cafe, check out blogs like mine. Simple internet searches of the locations you're looking is worth the time and effort. You might be here for a year or longer, so you might as well be happy.


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

"White Christmas"






What are your top 10 Christmas Movies?

Here are some of mine: (synopsis taken from IMDB).

10. Christmas in Connecticut (1945)

Journalist Elizabeth Lane is one of the country's most famous food writers. In her columns, she describes herself as a hard working farm woman, taking care of her children and being an excellent cook. But this is all lies. In reality she is an umarried New Yorker who can't even boil an egg. The recipes come from her good friend Felix. The owner of the magazine she works for has decided that a heroic sailor will spend his Christmas on *her* farm. Miss Lane knows that her career is over if the truth comes out, but what can she do?

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9. A Christmas Story (1983)

Ralphie, a young boy growing up in the '40's, dreams of owning a Red Rider BB gun. He sets out to convince the world this is the perfect gift. But along the way, he runs into opposition from his parents, his teacher, and even good 'ol Santa Claus himself.

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8. Home Alone (1990)

Kevin McAllister is an eight year old boy left at home by his parents, when they leave with the rest of the family for Christmas holidays to Paris. At first he seems to enjoy living alone, but after a while he understands that things aren't so easy. Especially when two robbers decide to break in a particular house. HIS house! Is he able to defend his home?

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7. Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)

It's the same old classic Charles Dickens story with an all star Disney cast. Uncle Scrooge McDuck is appropriately enough Scrooge and is visited by his dead partner and 3 spirits one night to remember the joys of Christmas



6. Emmet Otter's Jug-band Christmas (1977)

Emmet Otter and his Ma are dirt-poor, but very happy and good singers. But as Christmas is around the corner, both of them want to get something special for each other. And the talent show prize is $50! So, Ma gets a song ready, and Emmet forms a jug-band with his friends. But the Riverbottom Gang, a bunch of rich kids with killer electric band equipment are going to be tough competition

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5. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

Sam the snowman tells us the story of a young red-nosed reindeer who, after being ousted from the reindeer games because of his beaming honker, teams up with Hermey, an elf who wants to be a dentist, and Yukon Cornelius, the prospector. They run into the Abominable Snowman and find a whole island of misfit toys. Rudoph vows to see if he can get Santa to help the toys, and he goes back to the North Pole on Christmas Eve. But Santa's sleigh is fogged in. But when Santa looks over Rudolph, he gets a very bright idea.

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4. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

George Bailey spends his entire life giving up his big dreams for the good of his town, Bedford Falls, as we see in flashback. But in the present, on Christmas Eve, he is broken and suicidal over the misplacing of an $8000 loan and the machinations of the evil millionaire, Mr. Potter. His guardian angel, Clarence, falls to Earth, literally, and shows him how his town, family, and friends would turn out if he had never been born. George meant so much to so many people; should he really throw it all away?

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3. Elf (2003)

Will Ferrell stars as Buddy in this cute and wacky Christmas movie about a child raised as an elf at the North Pole at Santa's workshop.




2. Holiday Inn (1942)

Jim Hardy and Ted Hanover have been vaudeville partners for many years but when Ted announces that he and Jim's girlfriend, dancer Lila Dixon, are going to set off on their own, Jim decides the time has come to retire. He buys himself a farmhouse in New England and settles into the country life but soon realizes that he has an opportunity to do something special. He decides to open his inn to the public, but only on major holidays. Things are going well for him until his old partner Ted shows up and sets his sights on Jim's new friend, Linda Mason. The film introduced the song White Christmas

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1. White Christmas (1954)

After leaving the Army after W.W.II, Bob Wallace and Phil Davis team up to become a top song-and-dance act. Davis plays matchmaker and introduces Wallace to a pair of beautiful sisters (Betty and Judy) who also have a song-and-dance act. When Betty and Judy travel to a Vermont lodge to perform a Christmas show, Wallace and Davis follow, only to find their former commander, General Waverly, is the lodge owner. A series of romantic mix-ups ensue as the performers try to help the General.

Snow...snow..snow..snow...SNOW!


***Honorable Mentions***
Miracle on 34th Street
The Bishop's Wife
The Santa Clause
Bell's of St. Mary's
A Muppet's Christmas Carol
Polar Express
A Christmas Carol (the new one)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Babes in Toyland/March of the Wooden Soldiers.


Sunday, December 6, 2009

"Take A Bow"

It's getting cold out there folks. This weekend was about -3 Celsius, which is about 25 Fahrenheit. Normally I wouldn't complain - I don't consider that cold back home. Just chilly. But the winters aren't as dry as they are at home. The air has a hint of moisture to it - but the worst part is that just about every populated area throughout Korea is built in a basin or valley surrounded by mountains. The wind pushes its way around those mountains, carries the cold air with from the higher atmosphere, and dumps it on top of me while I am walking from store to store trying to finish my Christmas shopping.

Which I finished on Saturday.

For the most part.

I found some great gifts for my family back home (although, I have to admit, I wanted to buy half of the stores in Insadong to furnish my home).


Hwayoung surprised me with tickets to see a traditional Korean play that was taking place on Sunday near World-Cup Stadium in Seoul. I thought it was just going to be traditional music and dancing that I have seen before. Some of it was similar to that, but it was incorporated into a famous play, and made into a musical. The play is called 마당놀이 이춘풍 난봉기, which is VERY roughly translated by me to mean "Madang Nori Ichunpung Nanbonggi" It mainly means (from my little Korean) Traditional Korean musical (Madang Nori) --and then something about a casanova/playboy.  (sorry about the pathetic translation).


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The play takes the traditional story and then modifies it in some ways to poke fun at modern things and people. Some of which I understood, and some of which completely was over my head. (Mind you there are no subtitles in theaters!)



Basically the story (from what I understood) is this. There is a popular man in a small farming village outside Seoul. He is a casanova of sorts, and likes to fool around with all the local prostitutes. His wife is angry with him because his business ventures have failed and he has no money to support his wife and adult son. He has spent all of his money on the prostitutes and his wife is angry with him. He beats his wife and she eventually throws him out of the house, broke and with no skills (except for his way with the ladies).
http://photo-media.daum-img.net/200911/12/yonhap/20091112070205013.jpgHe is forced to sign a contract that leaves all of his property and assets to his wife, and leaves for Seoul to start a new business venture with the help of his friends. He promises his wife he'll come back with money to pay his debts (and the prostitutes) and will not spend any more money on prostitutes (even in Seoul where the temptation is greater, and the prostitutes more abundant). He becomes destitute as his business venture fails. He is also being tempted by all the prostitutes, but turns them all down except for the prettiest, most successful prostitute (which he ends up owing more money to). Eventually he runs into his son on a couple of occasions, and sees that he is also failing at life (and has been also spending money on prostitutes -- the uglier ones that the father turned down). They both end up working as house servants for a popular and rich prostitute to pay off their debts. The wife back home hears news about their behavior and destitution and decides to bring them home. She dresses up as a male local Constable, and brings her husband and son to be punished for the debts to the rich prostitute.







She has them tortured until they confess their ways, and also punishes the rich prostitute and convinces her to disregard the debts. The incognito wife sends her husband and son back to their village and urges them to repent their ways or suffer further. They men return home to the wife who asks if they succeeded in Seoul.

 

They both lie, and tell her of their great fortune, and that they did not sleep with prostitutes. She knows they are lying and decides they need a surprise visit from the "Constable". She dresses up again, and approaches her husband and son again who repent further, and swear they'll never do anything like that again. She tells them they better not, and reveals her disguise. The husband is angry, but the truth is out, and she ends up owning his property  and assets but forgives him and her son in the end.

 

Bizzare, I know -- I may have missed a few details as well.

Here are some short video clips as well:






Friday, December 4, 2009

"Rocket Man"

I was sent a link to this site in which an ESL teacher and comic artist named Luke Martin posts his creations. Experience Korean culture from the eyes of just about every expat at his site: Roketship

Here are some of my favorites along with some of my thoughts on the subjects..


When going to E-Mart, the salespeople tend to yell at you to buy their goods. Plus I hate E-Mart because it is always so crowded.


Korean's always form lines in front of doors - or push in front of you so they can be the first one in or out said door. I've found myself waiting in front of subway or elevator doors in order to exit, only to find someone push there way in front of me so that they can get off first. 
(and they're not even in a hurry!)


On the subways salespeople will try to vend their items (usually crap). They are disruptive and loud, and I've never seen anyone buy anything from them. It is also illegal to do, and you are told to call the police if it happens - which it always does - and no one does.


Koreans rarely drink while eating (and I drink a lot of water when I eat). So you always have to say "Mool toe joosayo!" (More water please!). This cartoon is funny because I have a feeling when I go back home, I'm going to be speaking in broken English and making hand gestures out of habit.


Customer service people want to help me all the time, but it gets annoying quickly. Partially because half the time they can't speak English, but want to try. And also because they simply will not leave you alone. Particularly if you go shopping in the fashion districts where they will bargain with you, and compliment you to buy their goods.

 
Whenever I pass another foreigner it feels like there is a rule that you have to make eye-contact or smile because you a rarity -- and usually white. If I was back home I wouldn't be saying hi to every white person I saw, so why should I here? I think we're just all in the same place in life, and all experiencing the same things that you become used to making new friends on the basis of your ability to speak the same language. But it is still awkward even when we all feel the same way.



Couples wear the same clothes here. It's supposed to be cute. I refuse to do it, and my girlfriend gets kind of disappointed in me. My excuse is simple: "I can't wear the same things as you because the sizes are too small!" (plus I don't want to be THAT guy.)

This is basically how I learned to read Korean (mentally making symbols into pictographs). It says "Kimbap" which is basically cheap Korean sushi filled with veggies, crab, or even SPAM.

 My cell phone is the most advanced one I have ever owned (that's not saying much), but I don't know half of what it can do with most of the things to access are online and in Korean. Most Koreans own more advanced cell phones than I do, (where they watch TV, use as an mp3 player, or can text in Hangul (Korean) faster than I can speak!)

July 17, 2008

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